my dad just recently learned about “omg”
Dragonite is so ugly compared to Dragonair. I will never get over the fact such a beautiful Pokemon evolving into that goofy looking fatass.
i wanna lie on the floor and not think for a month or two.
One day, that toddler will be telling everyone about the time she went one on one with the great one, pattycaking his candy ass.
the rock is a gift
Go on, tell them I ate your homework. They’ll never believe you.
Matterhorn, Italy | Ennio Pozzetti
this is the most important picture on the entire internet
My dog destroys things then acts like he doesn’t even see it
i want to make friends but at the same time no
I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.