lol he dropped that phone like he was in an infomercial
did he just try to shoo away a dinosaur?
me whenever i drink something from a wine glass
i still have faith in humanity
On a scale of “hardcore lemon” to “warning: waterplay” how misled were you when you stumbled upon your first smut?
Phrases and idioms that we still use, which were coined by William Shakespeare.
now this is legitimate shit you can attribute to good ole Billy Shakes. the man definitely had a way with phrases.
this is my favorite gif and i did not expect this
Omfg I love this
driving is so dangerous ur literally controlling a giant metal contraption with a circle and some foot buttons
I had to do a powerpoint on how to solve overpopulation in countries. My powerpoint consisted of one slide that had this gif in it.
I only accept anon hate in size 12 Times New Roman double spaced MLA format
all i have is this blog and my virginity
"Hey can u check if that milk went bad?"
*milk has leather jacket on smoking a cigarette*
"It’s bad alright"
It really doesn’t matter how big or how small they are, all cats are fucking adorable morons.
i know this isn’t a porn blog, but i had to reblog this gif. the way he’s looking at her, the way they are holding hands, that’s exactly what making love is about.