youngblackandvegan:

lol he dropped that phone like he was in an infomercial 

did he just try to shoo away a dinosaur? 

youngblackandvegan:

lol he dropped that phone like he was in an infomercial 

did he just try to shoo away a dinosaur? 

tagged → #lol #funny #fUn

cravings:

me whenever i drink something from a wine glass

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tagged → #lol #r #fUn #relatable #funny

righthanddemon:

On a scale of “hardcore lemon” to “warning: waterplay” how misled were you when you stumbled upon your first smut?

miniprof:

adventures-of-a-strange-mind:

Phrases and idioms that we still use, which were coined by William Shakespeare.

now this is legitimate shit you can attribute to good ole Billy Shakes. the man definitely had a way with phrases.

miniprof:

adventures-of-a-strange-mind:

Phrases and idioms that we still use, which were coined by William Shakespeare.

now this is legitimate shit you can attribute to good ole Billy Shakes. the man definitely had a way with phrases.

tagged → #reference
worldofkeana:

falsi:

this is my favorite gif and i did not expect this

Omfg I love this

worldofkeana:

falsi:

this is my favorite gif and i did not expect this

Omfg I love this

egberts:

driving is so dangerous ur literally controlling a giant metal contraption with a circle and some foot buttons

drinking-for-two:

I had to do a powerpoint on how to solve overpopulation in countries. My powerpoint consisted of one slide that had this gif in it.

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legalmexican:

I only accept anon hate in size 12 Times New Roman double spaced MLA format

1talian:

all i have is this blog and my virginity

dominospizzadelivery:

"Hey can u check if that milk went bad?"

*opens fridge*

*milk has leather jacket on smoking a cigarette*

"It’s bad alright"

lackyannie:

electricsed:

It really doesn’t matter how big or how small they are, all cats are fucking adorable morons.

LMFAOOOOO

lackyannie:

electricsed:

It really doesn’t matter how big or how small they are, all cats are fucking adorable morons.

LMFAOOOOO

thewaitisogre:

i know this isn’t a porn blog, but i had to reblog this gif. the way he’s looking at her, the way they are holding hands, that’s exactly what making love is about. 

thewaitisogre:

i know this isn’t a porn blog, but i had to reblog this gif. the way he’s looking at her, the way they are holding hands, that’s exactly what making love is about. 

  • Character: Hello, I'm an attractive fictional badass.
  • Me: FUCK NOT AGAIN.
tagged → #lol #b #books