therailz:

when you fuck up and realize there’s nothing you can do so you just accept it

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tagged → #fUn #lol #relatable #r

sodamnrelatable:

nicolascagesempai:

Writing an essay

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Finishing the essay

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Turning the essay in

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tagged → #i want this
  • boy: shit baby you're so wet already
  • girl: that's actually just vaginal discharge and my body is cleansing itself from bacteria and dead cells to prevent infection and to maintain optimal reproductive health i'm not even all that turned on right now and i would prefer to go get some food or something

awjoffrey:

"he looks weird on this pic but i swear he is hot" a novel by me

tagged → #hp #harry potter #b #books
stoopid-girl:

dan-mcneely:

ircimages:

My friend went to a nerd factory. They gave him a bag of rejects and said “Enjoy your bag of diabetes.”

#i want a bag of reject nerds#oh wait i’m on tumblr they’re everywhere

i hate you

stoopid-girl:

dan-mcneely:

ircimages:

My friend went to a nerd factory. They gave him a bag of rejects and said “Enjoy your bag of diabetes.”

i hate you

tagged → #fUn #funny #lol #jokes #pun #punny #puns
  • me when i eat fruits: i'm so fucking healthy
tagged → #r #relatable #life

kbeckets:

if i lay here
if i just lay here
will my fave characters come back from the dead

Just a pool, disguised as a pond, with a trampoline instead of a diving board.
I wrote a paper about these kinds of pools several years ago for a class when they were just prototypes. These pools have a natural filtration system that run based on the plants that are in the pool that give the water nutrients that allow it to not only be crystal clear, but you are also able to drink the water because it becomes so clean. And the best part is that once the initial filtration system is installed and calibrated, it maintains itself and eliminates the need for chlorine or constant maintenance like salt water pools. 

Just a pool, disguised as a pond, with a trampoline instead of a diving board.

I wrote a paper about these kinds of pools several years ago for a class when they were just prototypes. These pools have a natural filtration system that run based on the plants that are in the pool that give the water nutrients that allow it to not only be crystal clear, but you are also able to drink the water because it becomes so clean. And the best part is that once the initial filtration system is installed and calibrated, it maintains itself and eliminates the need for chlorine or constant maintenance like salt water pools. 

wander-to-the-stars-above:

I have too many books but also not enough books and I also have no space for books but I will make space for books

tagged → #b #books #nerd
carolineflack:

remember when zayn was a directionator

carolineflack:

remember when zayn was a directionator

carolineflack:

remember when zayn was a directionator

carolineflack:

remember when zayn was a directionator